Blagojevich Bleepin'
Blows It!
The wiretaps portray what prosecutors call bleeping unbelievable corruption: Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich conspiring with right-wing conservatives to bleep up Barack Obama's presidency by purposely allowing himself to be taped saying all sorts of bleep-words, while pretending to bleeping barter Obama's vacant U.S. Senate seat for a bleeping Cabinet post, an ambassadorship or even high-paying jobs for himself and his bleeping wife...

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He Threw His Bleeping Shoes at the Pres

12/14/08: It happened at President Bush’s Baghdad press conference on Sunday. Some bleeping Iraqi journalist named Muntather al-Zaidi decided to offer that country’s ultimate social insult by throwing his bleeping shoes at the US President. Other journalists present were outraged and embarrassed by the incident, one stating, “That al-Zaidi is a poor shot. He had two tries and he missed both times. I’m ashamed for him.”

Bush on the other hand took the incident in stride. “It, it, it’s amusing” he said. “The rest of the press corps was beside themselves. I, I, I, frankly, I didn’t view it as that… I thought it was interesting, I thought it was weird, I thought it was unusual. But, uh, I, I’m not insulted, I don’t hold it against the government…”

Reportedly, Muntather al-Zaidi was protesting Bush’s inability to correctly use the English language, thereby causing him and other reporters to have to bleep out all the President’s verbal fumblings and spend an inordinate amount of valuable time repairing his fractured prose before submitting their stories.

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